You can know a hundred techniques.
You can know exactly where to put your hands, your mouth, your fingers. You can have watched all the videos and read all the lists and you can still be lying there afterwards going, well. That was fine.
Fine. The word nobody wants attached to their sex life.
Here's what's actually going on. You learned how to have sex. You learned what sex is supposed to look like, what an orgasm is supposed to look like, how to perform pleasure convincingly. Nobody ever taught you how to feel it. And those are wildly different skills.
Pleasure has a language. Your body speaks it constantly, through breath, through sound, through the way it pulls someone closer or goes suddenly very still. Learn the language and technique stops being the whole game and becomes what it always was: a tool.
That's what this course is.
I’ve tried out the guide now, and wow — it was seriously good; every technique drove my boyfriend crazy. I’m really looking forward to the guide for women.
You know exactly how to turn us all on - that bj video of yours certainly did the trick. I still need to work on the technique a bit, but it was so much hotter, even without lube.
Simply on point: people don't realize what they're missing — those poor men who never get to experience this pleasure.
THE PART THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING
There's a difference between touching someone's body and being present with someone's body.
You know this already because you've been on both ends of it. Someone can do everything "right" and you're just not there. And someone else can barely do anything, but they're so completely with you that your whole body goes: oh.
Presence sits underneath technique. Once you have it, everything else gets stupidly effective.
So yes, you're getting techniques. The Juicer. The Crown and Frenulum. The full yoni landscape most people never find because they're busy pressing the one visible button like a lift call. A ten-step yoni massage ritual you can receive, give, or teach your partner to give you. The squirting technique, properly explained, with the reason it usually doesn't work.
And you're getting the thing that makes all of it worth doing.
WHAT'S INSIDE
Five video parts. 80 minutes in total. Watch on your phone, laptop, in bed, wherever. Instant access the second you buy, no drip feed, no live calls, no schedule. Yours to keep and rewatch.
PART I, The Art of Pleasure
The foundation. Presence, reading the body before you react, giving from overflow instead of scorekeeping, communication that makes things hotter rather than clinical, breath and sound and movement, and why intensity and pleasure are not the same thing. Plus the practical stuff nobody says out loud: preparation, hygiene, setting up a space your nervous system can actually relax into.
PART II, The Ultimate Blow Job Guide
Technique with demonstrations. The Juicer. Working the crown, rim and frenulum with fingers and with your mouth. Perineum and testicles, including pressure work most people skip entirely. Deep throat, if you want it, with the positioning and angle knowledge that makes it comfortable instead of something you white-knuckle through. Then how to layer it all and stay in your own body while you do.
PART III, The Ultimate Yoni Indulgence
Yoni is the whole landscape: vulva, vagina, the internal structure of the clitoris that extends far further into the body than the little pearl on the outside. Tongue work that doesn't feel like being jabbed with a pencil. Labia, suction, fingers inside with external pressure, pressure from below, layering fingers and tongue. Energy pulling with the breath, and the full-body orgasmic response that opens up when sensation stops being trapped in one square centimeter.
PART IV, Yoni Massage
A ten-step full-body ritual. Hold Start, Slide, Triangle, Inner Circle, The Explorer, to name a few. Give it, receive it, do it on yourself, or hand your partner the map. Ongoing consent is built into the practice, including the part where a yes in the mind and a yes in the body haven't caught up with each other yet, and what to do about that.
PART V, Squirting - The Art of Release
The one everyone's curious about. What the fluid actually is so you can stop analysing it mid-experience. How to set up a space where nobody is monitoring the sheets. The exact technique, the movement from the arm rather than the fingers, the sound that tells you you've found the spot. And the real mechanism, which is surrender, because you cannot force surrender out of a body that doesn't feel safe.
WHO THIS IS FOR
Anyone who wants to be genuinely, memorably good at this and feel it while they're doing it.
Givers who are tired of running a choreography and want to know what's actually happening under their hands. Receivers who have spent years quietly hoping, performing an acceptable amount of enthusiasm, and never once being told their body is allowed to take up space. Couples who've got comfortable and want the charge back. People exploring solo who want to learn their own language first, which is honestly where everyone should start.
Every body. Every orientation. Every level of experience.
Hey Laura, I just had to write to you — I treated myself to the BJ Guide last night and watched it after 11:30 PM; I absolutely love it — you explain things so incredibly well.
Thanks for the video on the ultimate BJ. Combined with my skills, the butterfly, I was able to give my partner an energetic fireworks display in his body today.
This is some really awesome stuff— definitely worth checking out. I mean, I’ve always loved BJs, but I hadn't seen everything there is to see yet. Thanks a lot, I'll try.
Who´s behind this?
Laura Klaus, aka the Queen of Being.
Sex coach, Tantra practitioner and facilitator, psychedelic and consciousness expansion guide, six years of doing this work with real people and their real bodies.
Your pleasure is my passion. And I believe everybody deserves to dive into their pleasure and freedom.
Fully, freely, and unapologetically.
These guides sold over 800 times in German. I've brought them back in English, re-recorded, with far more focus on embodiment and energy than the originals, because the technique was never the thing holding people back.
This is a safe space to explore. Leave your ego at the door, get curious, and have some fucking fun, which is the entire point.
THE PLEASURE PRINCIPLES YOU'LL LEAVE WITH
Read before you react. Don't chase the reaction. Intensity does not equal pleasure. If something works, stay. Don't perform pleasure. Be there. Stay curious.
THE OFFER
The Ultimate Pleasure Guide. Five video parts. 80 minutes. €69.
Instant access. Watch it tonight. Keep it forever.
Roughly the price of one dinner out, for a skill set you use for the rest of your life.
800+ sold Guides.
Uncountable messages and moments of
„Oh. My. GOD.“
Pleasure, that changes lives.
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Your guide is absolutely amazing! thanks for the inspo, I love it! I won't be doing everything from scratch, but I definitely want to try out those "deep throat" tricks. And the energy is just so nice !! thanks for being you, and see you Saturday, Queen.
What can I say? During the course, I imagined using those blowjob techniques and having a full-body orgasm - actually, two of them - for the first time in my life; I can hardly wait to give someone a blowjob like that.
Hi Laura, I just watched the Pussy Guide. Can every man please watch this guide? It explains things so well and openly. it’s really amazing. I have unlimited access to the guide, right? I definitely have to watch it with my next partner or sexual encounter. Thank you for this.
Love it! Such great guides! It just really hit me that I can communicate a lot more and slow things down even further. I’m already taking a lot more time, but, damn right, I have every right to make sure it happens with pure pleasure, takes its time, and becomes even more amazing because of it. Why not allow myself even more desire? Even when I sometimes think, "Fuck, I can't take it anymore" - well, actually, there are no limits! Anything goes! I just watched them, and I can feel that desire - ahh, love it. Thank you, Laura!
FAQ
Is this for men or women?
Both, all, everyone. Parts II covers penises, Parts III and IV cover yonis, Parts I and V apply to every body in the room.
Do I need a partner?
No. A good chunk of this is about learning your own body first, and the yoni massage and squirting work can be done solo.
Is it explicit?
No. It's educational and it's honest. Demonstrations use anatomical models, not people.
How long do I have access?
Forever. Buy once, rewatch whenever.
I've read all the tips already.
Then you already know the tips aren't the problem.
Your body has been speaking this language all along.
Let's teach you to understand it.